DID SIX MILLION REALLY DIE? by Pandora Pushkin (Satire)

Editor’s Note: “Is the Holocaust a suitable subject for satire?” I asked myself seriously, before deciding to accept this new article from satirical spoof writer Pandora Pushkin. In view of the fact that Christianity appears to be fair game for blaspheming Jews — Christ sucks (pornographer Al Goldstein) and I hope the Jews DID kill Christ! I’d fucking do it again in a second! (comedienne Sarah Silverman) — I saw no reason why Holocaustianity, the new world religion, should be exempt from criticism or satirical treatment. Provided it’s done with good taste, of course.

“Some events do take place but are not true; others are, although they never occurred.”— Elie Wiesel, World’s Most Famous Holocaust Survivor

Holcaustianity, the world’s newest religion, is now doing its best to replace Christianity in America, Europe and other English-speaking countries. It has been largely successful in its endeavors, having made an impact even on the Vatican where it has persuaded many holy fathers of the Church to ditch Christianity in favor of a  new religion invented at Auschwitz. About time too! We’ve had enough of Christianity and its silly Ten Commandments.

Speaking for myself, I wish to make up my own mind about what is right or wrong. Yessir, I’m not going to take instructions from any killjoy Pope!

Here is Pope Benedict himself, paying his respects to the new Supergod at Auschwitz, disguised as a tripod.

And here, in case you are interested, is the swimming pool at Auschwitz which the Supreme Pontiff visited also on his well-publicized  visit to Poland.

In this hallowed spot the Holy Father may have paused a few brief moments to offer up a prayer for all those millions of martyrs—6 million at the last count—who perished in the furnaces of Auschwitz, but were probably allowed to refresh themselves with a little swim before they died.

This would happen, I should imagine, in two circumstances: (a) If the Nazi camp guard on duty was particularly kind-hearted or in a good mood, which was obviously almost never, since no Nazi camp guard I have ever heard of has ever been  known to be kind-hearted or in a good mood; (b) if the camp was short of Zyklon B  gas, or  if there was a need to economize and save this precious substance for delousing inmates’ clothing—in which case inmates were led to the pool and pushed in, being left to swim around there until they drowned. If they tried to climb out of the pool, no problem!—they were just kicked back into the water by one of those hobnailed jackboots the evil Nazis wore at all times, even in bed. So I am told by an informed source in Tel Aviv.

For more details on the swimming pool at Auschwitz, see this scary article by evil Holocaust denier Robert Faurisson. You can see his blood-covered face here. This is what courageous Jewish activists did to him when Mr Faurisson foolishly refused to admit that 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust.

The Holocaust, according to that other evil Holocaust denier Germar Rudolf—who spent only four years in prison for his shocking thought  crimes, has its own high priests: the Jewish people themselves. These constitute, collectively, the New World Messiah whose name is King Khazar.

King Khazar did not die on the cross. Instead, he fragmented himself into a myriad life forms and lives today in the minds and bodies of his countless devotees, known in the vulgar language of the masses as “Holocaust Survivors.”

These minor deities live all over the world, some in New York, London, Paris and other cosmopolitan centers, but most of them pursue their earthly existence in Tel Aviv. Here they live austere lives of prayer and sacrifice to King Khazar, all their material needs being taken care of by generous checks from Swiss and German banks.

When they are not engaged in killing the Palestinians in a blood sacrifice to King Khazar, they are to be found sitting by their  luxury swimming pools in Judea and Samaria enjoying the afternoon sunshine and the soothing hum of bulldozers demolishing houses in the distance . . . until their lives are suddenly terminated by deadly rockets shot at them by evil Hezbollah or Hamas—terrorist organizations which will soon be operating in New York and Los Angeles, London and Paris, unless and until America in its wisdom decides to exterminate them. So my informed source in Tel Aviv tells me.

Hollocaustianity, as you might expect, has its Devil. Every bit as evil as Christianity’s equivalent, he has replaced Satan as the most feared and hated figure ever to have existed. With a mad glint in his eye, and a frightening toothbrush mustache garnishing his upper lip,  this Demon in human guise  received his incarnation on earth in April 1889 at an inn in Ranshofen called the Gasthof  zum Pommer in the thrice-cursèd anti-Semitic kingdom of Austro-Hungary. He is known today in Vatican circles, where everyone is still forced to speak ecclesiastical Latin, as Adolphus Hitlerus Abominabilis.

Icon of Evil Adolphus Hitlerus Abominabilis
(top figure, not bottom).

Mention his name, dear reader, in hushed terms if you dare. Better still, don’t mention it at all, but leave it to Devil Worshippers such as David Irving and his brood of evil demons to do so.

The High priests of the new world religion are the orthodox Holocaust historians. Praised be their names, for their research has been mighty and marvelous and has unearthed many mindblowing facts: namely, that six million Jews died in gas chambers at Auschwitz, Chelmno, Majdanek, Belzec, Sobibor, Treblinka and elsewhere, on the express orders of  Adolphus Hitlerus Abominabilis and his evil henchmen in human form, known in Vatican circles as Jackbootici Horribiles—in simple English, “the Horrible Jackbooted Ones”. (i.e., Nazis.)

Unlike the Christian martyrs, these latter-day saints were neither crucified nor thrown to the lions in the Circus Maximus. Instead, they were tortured to death in cruel experiments by Josef Mengele (“Dr Death”), buried alive in ditches, burnt alive at the stake, asphyxiated in gas chambers, and finally turned into lampshades.

Typical lampshade? No way! DNA tests reveal that this lampshade was made of genuine human skin, probably one of millions made by evil Nazis and sold them to unsuspecting department stores all over the world. (See here)

The new world religion, Hollocaustianity, also has its temples: these are known as Holocaust Museums. They are being built now in ever increasing quantities thanks to the generosity of taxpayers (Jewish as well as non-Jewish) whose earnings are being earmarked not only for the construction of these grim edifices in honor of King Khazar but for new wars being fought on his behalf in Iraq, Afghanistan and other Islamic countries such as Pakistan.

Here in Afpak, incidentally, even the women and children are so evil that they need to be destroyed by deadly drones from the sky, known in Vatican circles as Arma Ignavi  (“The Coward’s Weapon”). Wedding parties are obliterated. Ambulances speeding to rescue the dying are blown to smithereens. Even mothers scrabbling in the ruins to pull their mangled children from the rubble are blown off the face of the earth. Why? Because they are all terrorists who refuse to worship King Khazar, the Jewish God of War whose worship in America has now become obligatory.

These lethal drone weapons (Arma Ignavi) are operated by courageous American warriors in shirtsleeves (sometimes known as “chickenhawks” but more often as “inglourious basterds”) who sit in front of computer screens in distant America playing an exciting new war game known as “Collateral Damage”.

Yea, the New World  Religion also hath its “Day of Remembrance” (27 January), on which day the world is solemnly besought to Remember The Six Million Who Died. It has its saints and its martyrs: the victims who die and the victims who survive and today receive the holy eucharist—the Bread of Life—known as “Holocaust reparations”.

It has its prophets too: noble eyewitnesses such Elie Wiezel and Binjamin Wilkomirski, both  known and honored for their unswerving devotion to the Truth.

It has its patron saint, Anne Frank, known in Vatican circles as Puella Pulchra Ballpointica, the Beautiful Girl with the Ballpoint Pen.

PUELLA PULCHRA BALLPOINTICA, the “Beautiful Girl with the Ballpoint Pen,” the only saint in history to travel into the future to borrow a ballpoint pen and then relocate back to the past in order to complete her famous manuscript, The Diary of Anne Frank”.

Hollocaustianity has its pilgrims, its publishing houses, its clergy, its laity. It even has its Inquisition in sixteen countries, where denial of its sacred tenets are serious crimes resulting in imprisonment: Austria, Belgium, Canada, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Hungary, Israel, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, and Switzerland.

A shocking email appeared in my inbox this morning which almost made my eyes pop from their sockets. It contained this appalling quotation from evil Holocaust Denier Germar Rudolf, actually arguing that Israel has exploited the Holocaust to carry out a genocidal program of its own against the Palestinians. Look at his picture on the left. Who would have thought this pretty little boy (age 8 in the picture) would grow up one day to become such an evil monster of Thought Crime?

“This new religion,” he raves, “serves many Jews in general and the Apartheid State of Israel in particular as a sword and shield in their interactions with gentiles and foreign nations. To prevent a new “Holocaust,” Israel is allowed to commit any cruelty, wage any war, violate any international law it likes. They get away with (almost) anything. But this new superstition also serves many other nations as a bogeyman to make their own populations accept wars. First they accuse a foreign leader of a Holocaust – committed or planned – then they start the war. It works shockingly well.” (To verify this appalling quote, click HERE).

Here is the evil Thought Criminal again, age 39, doing his best to look charming and acceptably human. He fails!  Note the Satanic smile and the white-hot glow of hellfire in his evil eyes. This monster of Historical Distortionism has recently been interviewed by the equally insane Dr David Duke on the Jeff Rense Radio satellite network that goes all over the world. If you want to hear these fiends in human form discuss the new world religion, Holocaustianity, this is your chance.

Don’t miss this incredibly EVIL SHOW (55 mins.) which breaks new ground in THOUGHT CRIME!

Listen to it HERE!

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“Pandora Pushkin” is a pseudonym for a writer who has written many other articles for the internet under other names.

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146 Responses to DID SIX MILLION REALLY DIE? by Pandora Pushkin (Satire)

  1. Sean Cowie says:

    Iam not interest all about Jews’s telling story of Holocausts because I know they tells LIES and do LIES and NEVER TRUTH, We don’t trust all Jews and Zionists because they murder Palestines so many and many since 1947 and they do steal Palestines’s lands as I can see, I remember. WE Know ALL JEWS are NOT PURE RACES and NOT BLOODLINES of HEWBREWS and ISRAELITES BUT Ashkenazi that they think and proud called ‘Israeli’ and David’s star flag that is BULL SHIT.

  2. Gary Corseri says:

    To better understand how the “Holocaust Religion” has been used to usurp political power in the US and elsewhere, and how Judaism has been a religion of exile and vengeance since the Babylonian Exile, the Rabbis’ Talmud, etc.–read and ponder Gilad Atzmon’s THE WANDERING WHO? It’s a thoughtful book by a non-Zionist, pro-Palestinian Jew, who also happens to be a world-class Jazz musician (now living in Britain).

    • hp says:

      Gary, doesn’t Gilad classify himself, if not outright then rather convincingly left to the reader to do so, as a # 2, first and foremost?

      You know … Gilad Atzmon; human being.
      (has a nice ring to it)

  3. Toshiyori says:

    Prof. Dr. Robert Faurisson wrote that “An imaginary holocaust may lead to a real holocaust.” It is apparent to all who have carefully considered the evidence that there was no “holocaust” during W.W. II. Hitler & Co. were far too preoccupied with the USSR to be concerned with Jews. Rather, the “Holocaust” is a precognitive Jewish nightmare. The Jews know intuitively that they are universally loathed and despised; by their lies, they have already sealed their fate. Buddhists call this “karma.”

  4. William says:

    Check out “The First Holocaust”, by Don Heddesheimer, detailing all the Jewish Fund Raising Campaigns With Holocaust Claims During and After World War One. The figure 0f six million human(s), six million men and women, six million starving, is plastered all over newspapers of the period.

  5. a normal one says:

    You did your best Pandora Pushkin (Satire) .. I hope they don’t crucify you assuming the article is written in sarcasm :-P

  6. Excellent materials:) I remember when several years ago I mentioned the swimming pool in Auschwitz on one of the Polish forums:)
    I still could hear the scowling of the “duty Jew”:)

    Because of my stubborn holo-heretic status and despite the fact that I’m Australian citizen since many,many years so called “Polish government’ honored me with a “WANTED” poster in 2010 :)
    http://www.polskawalczaca.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=3&p=24012#p24012

    “Uwagi: Zakrywanie lub pomoc w ucieczce grozi kara pozbawienia wolności do lat 5.”
    IF YOU HELP ME TO HIDE OR ESCAPE YOU CAN GET UP TO 5 YEARS :)

    I do research holo-ficition since ..27-28 years. and i do not have ANY doubt that the official version is nothing but a giga-lie.

    Thanks a lot Lasha for this publication.I hope it will open few more eyes.
    Please feel invited:
    HOLOCAUST MYTH
    http://www.polskawalczaca.com/viewforum.php?f=36

    All the best ,holo-heretics :)
    Jerzy Ulicki-Rek

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  8. Sam Ashworth says:

    I’m glad I read this, I wouldn’t have known when to bow down and kowtow.

  9. Albert D Pastore says:

    For the REAL story of World War II, I highly recomend the epic: “Forbidden History” at http://www.tomatobubble.com succint and to the point, chronological timeline with great images and photos

  10. Steve says:

    The Holocaust [TM] is patently impossible by logistics alone. To be true the Germans would have had to have cremated more than 4100 corpses a day every day of the war, using fewer than a dozen furnaces each of which was not able to account for even 20 corpses a day. The amount of fuel required was not even available in Germany, which was not even able to come up with basic heating requirements for its citizens in the last couple of years of the war. It is a stinking blood libel by stinking Jews against an honorabe nation and it is the root of all evil as far as giving the stinking Jews their power over so much of the world today. The rate these pricks are going however I expect their fantasy to become a self fulfilling prophecy and this time nobody will give a damn for them, but will wish them good riddance to bad rubbish. Heck, I’d even donate to a collection campaignt to buy the ovens next time. Renounce your filthy murdering Zionist cult you rotten Khazar pricks or it’s into the big oven with you.

  11. lobro says:

    some high quality posters here, congratulations lasha.

    but then some noahide sycophant takes me to the task: … you must start reading history all over again … there is no factual basis for anything you say. however, i will pray for your amendment.

    sorry max, but i have somewhat different aims and thus, approaches.
    i am for truth, in this case, historical truth.
    it is by no means arrived at by reading, especially not in some linear fashion approved and prescribed by the elders of zion politburo.
    this is how you grow fat on lies, easy and eager diet of daily sludge.
    bon apetit, max pitter.
    me, i like to do my own research, compare evidence from various, attributable sources, listen to arguments and counterarguments but in the end rely on own logic and thought processes to arrive at historical truth.

    and the historical truth about this locohaust, the greatest shoah on earth, is that it is a historical lie that does demonic yhwh proud.

    so, each to his own, max pitter to read and read and saw logs with hilberg’s 50 pound volume open across his face, dreaming of anne frank’s ballpoint adventures, and mine to by careful reconstruction of events supported by hardest, most immutable evidence available, arrive at this thing called the truth, obviously an esoteric concept to you.

    as for praying, let’s make it mutual.
    i pray that you read the words of the greatest, most universally hated antisemite of all the time (hitler is number 2 if that tells you anything), one Jesus Christ who said: I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

    as of this writing, since the truth is the farthest thing from your mind, obviously the “father” that you strive toward is cut of different cloth as well.

    so i pray that you switch before it is too late.
    amen to amendment.

    • max pitter says:

      you are beyond redemption, though not without intelligence. that’s what is so tragic. you could have been a force for good. instead you bow the knee to satan and think it is god. this is truly heartrending. i will redouble my prayers for you.

  12. Paul Pace says:

    The holocaust is one of the biggest lies of the century, but it’s also one of the best ideas! Jooz deserve what happens to them.

  13. Steve Wiseman says:

    The Zionists and the Rothschilds created Hitler through their International Banks in England and in the USA, and through Wall Street, so that Hitler, then a down and out nobody, would drive the German Jews out of Germany and into Palestine in order to create Israel, their fort in the Middle East. Up until Hitler took over Germany, and even then, the Jews had refused to move to Palestine, and worse, they were marrying into non -Jewish German society at such a rate even by 1920 ( over 60%) that there soon would be no Jews in Germany. It was now or never for the Zionists/Rothschilds and they took now. Of course no one had anticipated the terror of WW2 and the deaths by hundreds of thousands in the camps of disease and starvation. No one thought that the British/FDR would insist upon a war that should never have taken place, but that is another story… But don’t lump all Jews in the same bag. No group, except perhaps the Palestinians have suffered as much from the Big Jews as have the little Jews.

  14. EDITOR says:

    An Invitatiion to write an article on 9/11

    @ Informed Citizen
    @Albury Smith
    @ Anyone Else

    It might be a good idea if one or more of you were to consider writing a brief essay for this website on the subject of 9/11.

    The type of essay I am looking for is NOT a conventional disquisition on 9/11 but a LIST OF NUMBERED POINTS. Point 1 would be the first paragraph, Point 2 the second paragraph, and so on. If you were making 30 points, there would be 30 paragraphs. A few (unnumbered) introductory paragraphs would not count. Each paragraph would have to be short and pithy, listing one point.

    Essay to be called something like: “Thirty Reasons for Rejecting the Mainstream View of 9/11″, or “Forty Reasons for Believing Osama bin Laden could not have done 9/11″, or “Twenty Reasons for believing Israel was behind 9/11.”

    Each point would list an implausibility of some kind in the traditional account, e.g., the impossibility of Building 7 coming down without controlled explosions, or the curious fact of that passport being found miraculously intact in the ruins of Ground Zero, or the strange fact that few Jews seem to have perished that day, or the stranger fact that Larry Silverstein and his family didn’t show up as usual for work that day, or the curious insider training that was gong on before 9/11, or the behavior of the five dancing Israelis.

    How many of these implausibilities exist? I don’t know. I suspect there could be well over 100. If someone could arrange them all in a neat list, that would be a great boon. I would consider publishing such an essay provided it was well-written and not too technical.

    Alternatively, Albury Smith is welcome to write and send us an essay with the title “20 Reasons why I reject all conspiracy theories and believe Muslim Terrorists were responsible for 9/11.” The same article being a vindication of the mainstream account and a rejection of any Jewish involvement.

    In fairness, I would consider publishing BOTH sides of the argument. Readers could then make up their minds which side they prefer.

    — Editor John Scott Montecristo

  15. aj says:

    WE’re the “Holocaust survivors”! Endured the brainwashing and come out the other side. Never again! Or is it Next Year in Madagascar?

  16. lobro says:

    i thought this was worth a mention (made this comment in another blog)

    while you must do time for denying the fake holocaust, the penalty doubles if you mention the real one.

    somehow i doubt that this made its way into spielberg’s shoah foundation’s 50,000 interviews of jews who withstood the fires of crematoria.

    millions of goys on knees and elbows worshiping the G*d of L*es …

  17. "X" says:

    In a way it’s an honor to this humble website that Albury Smith should think it worth his while to post his views here. He is obviously a full-time operative working for the ADL (or Homeland Security) and receives payment for his services…possibly by the word.

    As we all know, there are thousands of these sayanim whose only job is to write letters, emails and comments trying to muddy the waters and mislead people . . . putting in a good word for the criminal mafia state of Israel . . . and above all defending the mainstream view of the Holocaust and 9/11. The Occidental Observer is crawling with these guys, all masquerading as devout White Nationalists. I know that from bitter experience.

    But the Occidental Obsever is an important site that gets a lot of traffic, so Zionist trolls are only to be expected there. I’m not so sure why Albury Smith is wasting his hasbara talents on a relatively minor site such as this. After all, we’re hardly in the same league as the Occidental Observer.

    • lobro says:

      depends which league, xanadu.
      morally, this is the league of its own, quite unimpeachable because it promotes no dogmatic position apart from insistence on truth.
      occidental purports to defend the white european tribalist interests and this position is more easily infiltrated by cabalist hate peddlers trying to stick it to muslims while making christians look wicked in process.

      the truth is, albury smith is a top notch troll, he will carefully stick to very small, relatively easily defended points but of course, if he ever ventures onto bigger issues, he gets bombed by loads of irrefutable facts – not factoids that he thrives on.
      thus, trolling the darkmoon site is a tricky job, much harder than occidental.
      base all of your 9/11 arguments on certain gauge or profile of nuts and bolts that no one has patience to look at closely and keep whining.
      or that anne frank’s ballpoint pen was actually a duck quill that due to improper storage gave wrong impression.

      if i was a participating author of the protocols, i would in fact extend opposition ownership to extreme gatekeeping, where 99% of the content is either unvarnished truth or spoken from the heart, whereby the moderator and posters are unaware that they serve a higher (lower) purpose to zion.
      sort of manchurian candidate of sites.
      and when the time came and the passion ran at fevered pitch, i would introduce a plausible sounding lie, yet easily refutable by existing facts, get everybody revved up and then have themselves self destruct like a car bomb, splattering everybody else with fake Denier blood.

      i believe there are such sites around, where certain outlandish false claims are left to quietly fester.

      caveat lector.

      • Sardonicus says:

        i believe there are such sites around, where certain outlandish false claims are left to quietly fester. caveat lector.

        What’s your view on ‘Veterans Today’? I’ve been warned against Gordon Duff by quite a few people and told that many of his writers are Jews (or Zionists) who regard it as a game to sound as anti-Semitic as possible.

        The idea of such a site would be to stir up anti-Semitism as much as possible because anti-Semitism is a drug the Jews need. It’s their lifeblood. On the one hand, it makes Jews join ranks defensively and it promotes aliyah. On the other hand, the more extreme the anti-Semitism (“Let’s kill all the kikes” etc. etc.), the more the gullible goyim spring to the defense of the “unfairly treated” Jews.

        ‘Veterans Today’ is the site that published those articles alleging that NO PLANES hit the WTC center . . . that it was just holograms. This was regarded by many Truthers as a deliberate attempt to make their own ideas look ridiculous by comparison, pushing all “conspiracy theories” into the realms of the absurd.

        A bit like seriously putting forward the absurd view that all Jews are humanoid lizards from Outer Space.

        • lobro says:

          i have my reservations too, sardonicus.
          not to say that every writer at vt is a talmudic impostor; it only takes one or two to discretly lay the poison and ultimately discredit the site, the posters and any idea ever promoted there.
          much more professional that way.

          gordon duff, i distrust completely, no less than such as juan cole, uri avnery or angry arab, all of whom rooted for overthrow of gaddafi and destruction of libyan socialism and are presently hoping to achieve same goals in syria and iran.

          in other words, the cabalist crumb trail along which you will find albury smith, clean break, protocols and talmud.

          but vt is likely unaware of internal sabotage … i would be hesitant to label them all as gatekeepers for fear of tossing the gentile baby out with rabbinical bathwater.

      • "X" says:

        I remember with amusement how one of the most persistent Zionist trolls on the Occidental Observer once gave himself away.

        First of all he informed us, in an entirely different context — nothing to do with 9/11 — that the average Arab IQ was pretty low: 87. Far lower than the average Jewish IQ of 115.

        But then, when 9/11 was being discussed, he suddenly came out with an amazing claim. The Israeli Mossad, he maintained, just didn’t have the intellectual resources to pull off a complex operation like 9/11. They were too damn incompetent and stupid.

        So who pulled off 9/11? You guessed it: AL QAEDA!

        “9/11 has all the hallmarks of Al Qaeda on it!” our troll insisted. “Only the Arabs have the cunning and duplicity necessary for such an operation!”

    • Teresa says:

      If you try converting plopee you will likely be arrested and deported If you just want to see Christianity’s holy sights, you will be fine. Lots of plopee do so each year without any hassle.You stir up trouble however, you will be sent homeReferences : ..

  18. lobro says:

    hm, where is jessel meyer these days, what does she do apart from being dislesick and 14?
    (i read this hastily due to bagel reflux that comes on as as soon as i see nyt)

    In Lakewood, home to the largest yeshiva in the country, residents have taken an aggressive approach to the Internet. In 2005, the town’s Orthodox schools and institutions issued a proclamation forbidding children and high school students from using Internet-linked computers. The proclamation also prohibited adults from going online at home, except for work-related business — and then only with rabbinical authorization.

    Religious concerns about the Internet are big business in the ultra-Orthodox community. Companies sell “kosher” smartphones that limit Internet access, as well as software filters for computers.

    i think the umbrella organization is called Jews Against Truth.
    only the seasoned warriors clad in kol nidre suits are allowed to venture forth into the danger zone where truth roams and can attack from ambush.

    • lobro says:

      this is actually a powerful counterargument to claim that somehow the jews are genetically evil.
      they are clearly victimized by the cannibal priesthood of yhwh.

      internet prohibition is a modern day ghetto, just as they insisted on herding themselves into appointed ghettoes in medieval times (and later blamed gentiles for “oppression”), where they could practice human sacrifice in relative obscurity, to bind themselves to subterrenean ugliness of talmud.

      jessel, whether she exists in flesh or as a literary device (lie-terary?) doesn’t seem like a bad sort but years of sustained shinola will take their toll in the end and the world will end up with another case of sara silverman or pam geller.
      not dislesick, just plain sick.

  19. heroay says:

    DECEIVING post! How can Pandora SLEEP at night?
    It’s an intent to hide the stubbornness and corrosive nature of the holo-caustic nazis! Are you NAZIS?
    Look at Hitterus evil smirk, preparing to roast in the Pope’s Portable Oven, a typical lil’ neo-Neanderthal kidnapped from the Ghetto…
    You deceive when you portray Hitterus as a mere rotisserie eating beast… He was Molec… no, worse… St. Thomas Aquinas resurrected!
    WHY i couldn’t FIX those pictures?? i DARE you let me!

    SWIMMING pool?? Look again, it was filled with battery ACID from SS discarded VWs.
    That’s WHY NO charred bodies were found; NOR mounds of ashes; NOR lampshades (that’s a nazi IBM photoshop!); NOR greasy stinking soap; NOR… 6 Million Marble and Ivory Skeletons (many, 24KT Gold Plated) of the Beautiful Gogs on Earth…
    These were DISSOLVED and flushed down the drain. NO evi-dance!

    REAL residual evidence today (which Pushlampshadeskin conveniently avoided),
    in a Mausoleum in JewJoke, jU.S.: 12 MILLION SHOES (one per foot or prosthetic leg – yes, Mengele craved only roasted legs, SO?) removed from victims at the ‘pool’
    (acid bath dissolves bone, but not leather…and leather plugs drains.)

    A mountain of these shoes kept under sealed glass and concrete, lest visitors are gassed with ‘persistent leather trails’ with godly-DNA ‘scent’. Author can be labeled as a racial de-spoiler.

    Shame on you, DECEIVERS!
    Now, go ahead, BAN me from this site for EVER and ever,
    like FastMail, IndiaTimes, Yahoo, JewTube, GoogleMail, HotMail,
    DemocraticUnderground, WRH, 4Shared, AthlaMinistries, my Sin-a-Gog,
    family, friends, and neighbors, for X-posing REAL nazi crimes…
    Darkmoon site? Just one more number! (next, my Internet provider, sigh…)

    BANNING: Worldwide Churchian retaliation for x-posing Troll Operatives
    protecting Teuto-glodite ashke-nazis… A-dios, losers!
    (i owe you Saint Annie… Later (if not banned yet). No rest for the wickedest…)

    • Jessel Meyer says:

      your silly. wot r u sayin? who wonts 2 ban u from this site?

      i think its evil drowning peeple in swiming pules an steeling there shoos.

      your rite tho about darkmoon, she’s a bitch and i wish she dyes sune.

      sorry about my spelin but i’m onely 14 and i’m dislecksick.

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  22. Q says:

    Who gives a cr-p about these parasitic vermin and their hollow-cost, the only regrettable thing is that uncle Adolf missed the rest of these subhumans.

    Time to start these furnaces again, only this time no missing few thousands her or million there.

  23. pj says:

    Just to correct, ballpoint pens were invented back then, they just were not commercially available, or would have been too rare and expensive for it to be likely Anne Frank had one.
    Veterans Today is a disinformation site. Some of it’s true, but it is just a setup for their big lies.
    The sacred six million should be easy to prove. The fact that debate is discouraged with jail time points to an economic crime. Germans are simply not likely to have not kept records of Final Solution orders, jews are known for faking hatecrimes, and i wonder how all the jews elue wiesel steered to be fleeced by

  24. pj says:

    ….Madoff feel about Wiesel’s ability to tell the truth. Gots are amateur Wiesel haters at best compared to the jews madoff and wiesel robbed with their ponzi scheme.

  25. Atticus says:

    Yes, the Holocaust is most definitely suitable for satire. Long overdue..

    Next up…Holocaust: The Musical!

  26. Mr White says:

    Would anybody like to continue this translation from fiction into reality?

    http://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10005143

    INTRODUCTION TO THE HOLOCAUST
    The Holocaust has been the continuing systematic, bureaucratic, state-sponsored persecution and murder in excess of two million Semitic Palestinians (thus far) by the Zion regime and its collaborators. “Holocaust” is a word of Greek origin meaning “sacrifice by fire.”

    Use of the word “Holocaust” took on poignant meaning when Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) used incendiary White Phosphorous in air attacks against schools (including protected UN zones) and other rural areas of Palestinian territory in early 2009. White Phosphorous is a powder substance which, when put in contact with a persons skin, burns through to the bone and can not be extinguished.

    The Zions, who came to power in Israeli-occupied Palestine in November 1947, believe that Jews were “racially superior” and that the Palestinians, deemed “inferior,” were an alien threat to the so-called Zion Jewish racial community.
    During this era of the Holocaust, Zion authorities have also targeted…

  27. Willaim says:

    It is UNFAIR and WRONG to compare Israel to the Nazis.
    The CORRECT comparison is Nazis to Israelis:
    The Nazis copied the Jewish “Manual” point by point
    KILL THE SICK and CRIPPLED
    Numbers c.5 v.2-4
    KILL HOMOSEXUALS
    Leviticus c.20 v.13 well, really the whole chapter
    KILL ALL DISSIDENTS:
    Exodus c.32 v.27
    Numbers c.11 v.1-2
    Numbers c.16 all
    Numbers c.21 v.5-6
    Numbers v.26 v.10
    KILL anyone who engages in “DIVERSITY” or “INTEGRATION”
    Numbers v25 v.4-8
    Deuteronomy c.14 v.2
    DEHUMANIZE and then EXTERMINATE ALL NON-MEMBERS:
    Numbers c.21 v.03 Canaanites
    Numbers c.21 v.24 Amorites
    Numbers c.21 v.33-35 Bashan
    Numbers c.31 all Midianites
    Numbers c.32 v. more Amorites
    Deuteronomy c.2 v.34 People of Heshbon
    Deuteronomy c.3 v.6 really the whole chapter. threescore cities
    Joshua c.12 A list of victims of Israeli GENOCIDE
    Where are THEIR “holocaust” Memorials!
    OCCUPY YOUR VICTIM’S DWELLINGS/LAND
    Numbers c.21 v.25
    Numbers c.32 v.39
    Numbers c.33 v.53
    (just to name a FEW)
    GENOCIDE CODIFIED IN THEIR RELIGION
    Numbers c.33 v.31-34
    Deuteronomy c.7 v.2
    Deuteronomy c.12 v.28-30
    Deuteronomy c.20 v.11-16
    TERRORISM CODIFIED IN THEIR RELIGION
    Deuteronomy c.2 v.2
    Deuteronomy c.7 v.1
    Jews SELF-anointed “The CHOSEN People of GOD”
    Nazis SELF-anointed “The GENETICALLY CHOSEN People of God”.
    And even TODAY:
    April 10, 2008 “All of the Palestinians must be killed; men, women, infants, and even their beasts.” This was the religious opinion issued one week ago by Rabbi Yisrael Rosen, director of the Tsomet Institute, a long-established religious institute attended by students and soldiers in the Israeli settlements of the West Bank.

    • Mr White says:

      Wrong indeed, it does a disservice to the Nazi Party and Germans who followed it, since it is plain that what purportedly happened (“Jewish Holocaust”), in fact did not; and the actions of Zions in Israel occupied Palestine is far worse than reported.

  28. Non-Believer says:

    Based on the compilations by the American Jewish Committee and the Jewish Statistical Bureau of the Synagogue Council of America’s Director, Mr H.S Linfield,
    it was not possible for 6 million Jews to have died in WW2 in Europe.

    See http://www.rense.com/general75/38.htm

    According to the above sources, the total WORLD Jewish population in 1938 was 15,748.091 and in 1948 15,753,638.

    And more interestingly, the Jewish population in EUROPE in 1938 was 8,039,608 and in 1948 it grew to 9,372,668 according to the above Jewish sources.

    So can anyone show me where the 6 million Jews, who were allegedly killed in the Holocaust, came from?

  29. Berenice says:

    @ Non-Believer

    Beautifully put. I had no idea of those figures. Consider also the suddently altered figures for the alleged number of dead at Auschwitz.

    First they claimed 4 million had died at Auschwitz. And this, they claimed, gave a grand total of 6 million. A few years later, they had to admit that the Auschwitz figure was a gross overestimate, and now the Auschwitz figure became 1.5 million.

    And yet, wonder of wonders, not the slightest alteration was made to the magic SIX million figure!

    This remail inviolate to this day. Set in stone. And a criminal offense to question in SIXTEEN countries. For not doing Math the Jewish way, you get thrown in prison.

    Here is the well-known Dees picture showing the plaque at Auschwitz as it was originally (4 million) and as it was to become a few years later (1.5 million):

    http://knoji.com/images/user/Time-1953-08-24.jpg

  30. lobro says:

    pandora pushkin has russian roots.
    how about a sequel to this article (non-satirical, since satire may offend some people):
    “DID SIXTY-SIX MILLION REALLY DIE?”

    time to revisit the crimes of the bolsheviks, maybe a joint effort by pandora with isabella fanfani …

  31. SazzyLilSmartAzz says:

    An awesome post. I’m glad I’ve found you and will be coming back to read more!

  32. Xiomara says:

    When I initially left a comment I seem to have clicked on the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and now each time a comment is added I receive 4 emails with the same comment. Perhaps there is an easy method you can remove me from that service? Thanks a lot!

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