My Zionist Uncle, by Demoiselle D’Avignon

CHEERS!

Note. The disturbing events described in this little story occurred shortly before Christmas, 2009, almost a year after the outbreak of the Gaza War. It was then I consigned this autobiographical bagatelle to my diary. It was only last week that my sister persuaded me to make an article out of it and submit it to the editor of this website for publication. All names have been changed to protect identities.

This article has been deleted at the request of Lasha Darkmoon after complaints from a Jewish friend who writes, “I wish I hadn’t read it…I don’t like the story.”

Lasha tells me in a private email:

“I think my Jewish friend objects to the general tone of the article and its air of cheap and irreverent anti-Semitism. I therefore request you to delete this article without further delay. I don’t like the article any more and think it deserves to be trashed.”

—  John Scott Montecristo, Editor

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34 Responses to My Zionist Uncle, by Demoiselle D’Avignon

  1. Sardonicus says:

    Hmmm…I wonder who “Demoiselle D’Avignon” is? She sounds vaguely familiar…

    • Berenice says:

      Actually, she sounds a bit like Darkmoon! I wouldn’t be surprised if…but no, I won’t say it…! :)

      • Mahmoud El-Yousseph says:

        I wondered about the same thing too! As I was reading the article, two things were on the back of my mind: a( darkmoon, b( her sister Lucy. Either way, the story was captivating from beginning to end.

    • lobro says:

      agreed, this is lasha’s diction, except that as i understand she lives somewhere along the cornish coastline with her luddite clan.
      still, she is a sly one, maybe she knows toronto sufficiently well to understand that the most obscenely ostentatious part, the bridle path is in the don mills area.
      the yiddish clinking of gold chains can be heard for miles around …

      however, many young women seem to identify for whatever reasons, some likely murky even to themselves to scorned and martyred heroines like joan of arc, damoiselles d’avignon, frida kahlo and so on, so the choice of the nick wouldn’t have been uniquely lasha’s.

      that said, i would gladly buy this brave girl a carafe of wine, not necessarily plonk on one of my infrequent visits to toronto when facing threat of family reproach.
      she earned it.

      in vino veritas.

  2. Rehmat says:

    Like the mythical stories of Holocaust – I love how the atheist Zionist Jews connected their own Jewish victims to the biblical story of Exodus.

    On April 26, 2008 – Israeli president and a war-criminal, Shimon Peres, and defence minister Gen. Ehud Barak alongwith 300 other mourners gathered in Tel Aviv’s London Park to pay tribute to the fallen member of Jewish terrorist militant group Haganah, Yossi Harel – for commanding the refugee ship Exodus 1947. In real life, Yossi Harel commanded four Haganah-owned vessels, transporting 24,000 illegal Jews from Europe to make Aliya to British mandated Palestine as part of World Zionist movement agenda to populate Palestine with foreign Jews for establishing a Zionist state in the future. One of these four vessels was the ‘Exodus 1947″, a refurbished excursion liner, with American Jewish crew and captained by Isaac ‘Ike’ Ahronovitch 23, an Israeli Jew who had served in British merchant marine.

    On July 18, 1947 – a Royal British Navy convoy captured the crowded Exodus which was built to carry a crew of 58 and 400 passengers. During the Haganah terrorists’ resistance, three Jew were killed and 28 others hospitalized. Captain Ike and his fellow terrorists evaded capture by a standard Haganah ruse. The hid themselves inside vessel’s secret places. After the ship docked at Haifa port, a group of Jewish ship-cleaner came to clean the filthy ship – and the fugitive Zionist terrorists escaped with them dressed as cleaners. Until then, the British authorities had been very sympathetic towards the illegal Jewish immigrants – but this time they decided to “teach the Jews a lesson” – as British Foreign Secretary Ernest Bevin put it….

    http://rehmat1.wordpress.com/2009/12/25/reconstructing-exodus-myth/

  3. Rehmat says:

    As a Trontonian myself – I must say Canada is ruled by such ‘Zeoconservative tarts’, headed by Canadian prime minister Stephen Harper, who has always reminded me a character from Professor Daniel Bar-Tal’s (Tel Aviv University) 2010 study. The honest Jew professor concluded: “An average Israeli prefer to live in ‘self-denial’ as he/she is not interested to know the facts about the Israel-Palestine conflict. They’re brainwashed with Zionist narrative of the conflict and hatred toward Arabs and Muslims from an early age.”

    http://rehmat1.wordpress.com/2010/05/24/study-israelis-prefer-to-live-in-self-denial/

    • Berenice says:

      Jews call the shots in Canada. It’s a pity to see the native anglo-Saxon Canadians so easily fall under the influence of Zion. The only people in Canada who remain aware of the menace posed by organized Jewry are, by and large, Muslims. Their natural instincts tell them that their enemy is the Zionist Jew. All the others remain in ignorance of their true enemy.

  4. Mahmoud El-Yousseph says:

    Rude and people seem to be everywhere. On the highway driving like maniacs. In the checkout line berating the cashier. In the restaurant smoking in the no smoking section. In the mall swearing while they talk in front of your children. While it may be the right of a person to behave in a rude manner, this does not make it the right thing to do. The way the author handled the Jewish woman is commendable. There are a few things we need to remember when dealing with rude people.
    Do Not Become Angry. That is exactly what Demoiselle D’Avignon did. By her calm conduct, she was able to win the sympathy of others and remain in the will of her Zionist uncle.

    Two wrongs will never make a right. Just because that bitch acted in an inappropriate manner does not mean the proPalestinian writer should lower her standard and retaliate. In fact, when people are behaving rudely it is even more important that you do not. Throwing gasoline on a fire does nothing but increase the flames. Foolish or angry behavior from you toward a rude person will accomplish nothing. Many times, it does nothing but raise tensions, increases your stress levels and make matters worse.

    Thanks for sharing this fascinating story. Above all, thanks for your courage.

    • Sardonicus says:

      Mahmoud, I enjoy reading your articles. One subject I suggest you tackle next is this: ISLAMOPHOBIA IN AMERICA.

      If you have any personal experiences of discrimination, prejudice, and ill-treatment — simply because of your Muslim origins — it would be very useful and entertaining to read all about this.

      I think the police and the legal system in America have a very negative attitude to Muslims, largely as a result of the institutionalized Islamophobia generated by the Jew-owned media. The Jews are behind all this hatred of Muslims. You can of course expect this. After all, they are guilty of stealing Muslim lands in Palestine, Syria and Lebanon…and they naturally feel guilty about this. So they convert their guilt into hatred. It’s how they cope with their self-contempt.

  5. Toronto Resident says:

    @ Rehmat (February 11, 2012 at 1:22 am)

    TORONTO IS A JEW-OWNED CITY

    In Toronto, known as “Tel Aviv 2″, Zionist Jews routinely issue threats against our small newspaper. Toronto police actually called us to say that Henry Makow’s column was getting complaints for appearing in our paper — this from policeman Brad Lloyd who acted for the Canadian Jewish Congress.

    Threats plus police harassment, and threats against our advertisers, have held back our little newspaper that runs the Canadian flag on the front page of every issue.

    It is considered an affront to these Zionist Jews when you try to have an independent and sovereign country. It has become their target of attack.

    Toronto is a rich city (compared to others) where it is expensive to live, with parking, and with fine people running around constantly more than any other city in North America, as well as radar stops.

    We also endure traffic stops for booze. I have been stopped 25 times in the last 2 years. For no reason!

    They don’t ask if you have been drinking. They ask: “Where are you going? Where are you coming from? What are going to do when you get there?”

    Canada is a police state already.

    So “they” (the Jews) are buying up all downtown real estate, and the place is jumping with new condos being built, so Canadians now on pensions are content to pay rent rather than own their property — because the condo monthly billings are 300 to 500 dollars monthly.

    Bronfmans get to do no-bid contracts for subsidized housing…and the roof-tops leak all over the city.

    Toronto is a great hunting ground for these Zionist Jews. They are all over the place. It’s just a matter of opening your eyes to the facts.

    • Rehmat says:

      Toronto Sheraton Centre hotel cancelled a Muslim conference as result of Jewish and gay organizations ran a smear compaign against some of its speakers. The conference scheduled for October 23, 2011 – was cancelled after daily The Toronto Star published (October 12, 2011) an article, entitled ‘Speakers at Muslim conference noted for disparaging gays and Jews‘. The article was written by Daniel Dale.

      The conference was sponsored by British Islamic Education and Research Academy (IERA), an Islamic propagation organization. The theme of the conference was “Calling the World back to Allah“. It was to be addressed by Canada’s welknown Afro-American convert Abdullah Hakim Quick PhD, Malaysian Buddhist convert Sheikh Hussain Yee, Greek-British convert Hamza Andreas Tzortzis and British convert Abdur Raheem Green.

      Howard English, senior vice-president of the Centre for Israel and Jewish Affairs, said Wednesday that he was “very concerned” about both conference and the IERA’s attempt to establish itself in Canada. He called the speakers’ views “reprehensible.”

      The Jewish Defence League (JDL) has acknowledged on its website on October 14, 2011 that the conference was cancelled due to pressure brought to bear by JDL, Micheal Coren TV Show and the article in the Toronto Star. The JDL had been branded as a terrorist organization by FBI, State Department and US courts. The Independent Jewish Voices (Canada) had claimed on its website that it was JDL which had advised Canada’s Prime minister Stephen Harper to ban former British MP George Galloway’s entry into Canada for his criticism of Israel.

      Daniel Dale in his article gave the impression that he actually interviewed one of the speakers, Dr. Abdullah Hakim Quick, a social activist and former columnist at the Toronto Star. In response to Dale’s Zionist propaganda piece, Dr. Quick’s , claimed in Toronto Star (October 27): “I was never interviewed by Mr. Dale for this article. Instead the reader was presented with selection from sermons and lectures that were taken out of context and that stretched over 30 years”.

      Now, let me respond to Dale’s allegations against these Muslim converts.

      1. Dale has claimed Hussain Yee said that “Jews is the most extremist nation in the world and that Jews perpetrated and celebrated the 9/11 attacks“.

      Hitorically, Jews have never been a ‘nation’ for the last 2000 years. They’re known as Romans, Hungarian, Russian, British, Arabs, etc. Jewish historian Shlomo Sand even claimed a few years ago that Jews were “invented” only a century ago.

      Five Israeli Jews were arrested for dancing in front of WTC on September 11, 2001. There are numerous scholars and scientists who believe that 9/11 was an ‘in-house’ job carried out with the help of Israeli Mossad. For example, Dr. Alan Sabrosky, an American academic with Jewish ancestry, said in an interview early this year: “9/11: Israel did it“.

      2. Dale claims Hamza Andreas Tzortzis has “argued that open displays of homosexuality should be made a crime“.

      Homosexuality, is indeed forbidden by both OT and NT and the biblical punishment for this behavior is death. “If a man also lie with a mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them,” Leviticus 20:13.

      Holy Qur’an, on the other hand, calls homosexuality ‘un-natural’ and commands the Believer to avoid and repent such practice. However, death punishment is not prescribed in Holy Qur’an.

      I have no problem with over 28 million gays and lesbians in the US and Canada and their supporters like Daniel Dale and others. However, it’s their double standards which I laugh at. For example, last year, some of anti-conference groups and individuals were behind Stephen Harper government’s decision not to give $400,000 in funds to Toronto Gay Parade organization, not because Harper and Jason Kenney are ‘new-born’ Christians – but because the parade was attended by Israeli members of Queers Against Israeli Apartheid, a group which is against Israeli occupation.

      I am sure Dale will not write for the resignation of Harper’s Conservative MP David Sweet, the former president of anti-gay Christian organization Promise Keeper Canada – who told the Toronto Star in a 2002 interview that homosexuality is a major sin. “We take the Scriptures as the word of God. We look at homosexuality behaviour and say that’s not what’s prescribed in the Scripture”.

      And finally, it’s worth listening to Christian priest Ted Pike, who wrote in July 2010 that when it comes to gay and lesbian rights, Jews have always in the front rows. It’s not that they’re commanded by the Old Testament to do that, but because “they are driven by militant Judaism to breakdown Christian civilization so total Jewish control can be achieved“.

      http://rehmat1.wordpress.com/2011/10/28/lobby-gets-toronto-muslim-conference-cancelled/

    • Mahmoud El-Yousseph says:

      @Toronto Resident, I did agree with you with one exception.
      It is true parking in Toronto is more expensive than any other city in North America. I was there 2 decades ago and have to pay about 20 USD for few hours of parking near the Canadian Tower.

      Last Summer I went with my family to visit Niagara Falls Canda along with our relatives from Canada [all Canadian citizens], plus my sister-in-law and her son who hold Lebanese citizenship with a stamped visa to visit the US. After we cleared the Canadian Customs, I discovered they did not charge my sister-in-law and her son the entry fees[75 dollars each] So, I went back to pay to inquire about the fees. I was told my sister-in-law and her son has entered Canada illegally and that should leave the country with her son or they would be arrested. Never mind we were honest with them about the mistake they did. Never mind my other sister-in-law and her entire family were Canadian citizens. Not to mentioned I attempted to get a visa in advance through various Canadian consulates in the US with no avail. The real reason for this treatment was, my sister-in-law and her other two sister all were wearing the “hijab”.

      We end spending our vocation on the US side of Niagara Fall and we had great time. I should point out that I cancelled the hotel reservation for 11 people in Canada.

      Finally, that bring me to my last point about you stating, “Toronto is a great hunting ground for these Zionist Jews” I do disagree with you totally on this.
      It really imply about using violent acts against Jews. That is dead wrong! It is one thing to challenge Jewish control, it is another to ado vacate violent crimes against Jews. That is my two cents.

  6. lobro says:

    and yes, i too gave leon uris’s exodus a shot, back in my ignorant teenage days when my brain was as smooth as poached egg.
    even so, i don’t think i lasted past page 20.

    i think that’s the litmus test, if you make it to page 21, you are bona fide zionist material.

  7. Mahmoud El-Yousseph says:

    @Sardonicus

    Thank you for your kind words and suggestion.
    Yes, I will take your advice, even though I did encounter personal experience of discrimination, prejudice and ill treatment-simply because I was an Arab and Muslim.
    I did however gave many newspaper interviews and wrote several articles about it.
    I will ishallah[with God's will] soon summed all up in exclusive article for this site.
    Stay tune, Sardonicus!

  8. Mahmoud El-Yousseph says:

    @Montecristo, I know I am not losing my mind! But, wasn’t there a comment on Dr. Lasha Darkmoon posted today on this site? I went back again to check it out, all of the sudden it did disappeared. Why was that? Is it out of security concern for Lasha’s ? Inquiring mind wants to know!

    • Montecristo says:

      I was asked to delete the comment by Ms Darkmoon. She thought the comment, giving away confidential information about her personal life and background, would be of no interest to readers of this site.

      “Don’t wash my clean linen in public!” she told me.

      So, please forget anything you read, Mahmoud. I was indiscreet. That comment was an error of judgement on my part.

      • lobro says:

        i’d rather flog a dead horse than wash clean linen, but that’s a matter of individual preference.

        • Yakoub Klein says:

          Are we to believe that Ms Darkmoon has any clean linen to wash? I doubt it. Her brazen anti-Semitism can hardly be described as “clean linen”.

          • lobro says:

            when sufficiently bleached and starched with zionist kosher-powder, it becomes politically correct linen:-)

            i find that it chafes my sensitive, thin skin.

        • Mahmoud El-Yousseph says:

          lobro, don’t forget the stain remover in order to remove all the stains and dirt left behind here by J.K. @ company.

          Oops, I see it works like magic already. Lasha’s basher is not on the screen anymore! I wonder if he is still in trash pin.

  9. Eamon says:

    While this is a nice story, the heroine lost a good deal of her luster by capitulating for the sake of a little lucre. If her uncle is so blind as to be pro-Zionist, it is also very likely that a good deal of his wealth is kept within the Money Master Mafia’s rigged game. If this is so, the lucre that our heroine hopes to receive as future payment for present silence is likely to be stolen from her/her uncle before she ever receives it. C’est la vie, ma cherie :)

  10. EDITOR: ARTICLE DELETED says:

    :)

  11. la farouche says:

    article deleted? what a pity! it was well written. entertaining. full of panache and humor. i am disappointed with ms darkmoon for bowing to the dictates of her jewish friend. this is moral blackmail.

  12. lobro says:

    hm … pity if damoiselle was just an artifact of poetic fancy.
    still a good yarn.

    interesting too that lasha would allow a jew to know her both personally and blogovially and be able to put them together … and that he is some kind of hypersensitive talmudist … hey, i’m gonna stop thinking right here lasha, promise.

    be ye wise as serpents and harmless as doves

  13. Montecristo says:

    The friend mentioned is only a “pen pal”. Lasha’s never actually met her, but has been corresponding with her for over two years. Lasha decided to trash the article, not because her friend said she didn’t like it, but because Lasha herself began to have grave doubts about it. This was because the article consisted of entirely anecdotal material. There was no proof that the events described actually took place. In that sense, it was a very weak article.

    • lobro says:

      now i understand why there are never any articles about holocaust.
      it is purely anecdotal material :-)

      • "X" says:

        You don’t understand, Lobro. I’ve written three articles dealing with the Holocaust. And all have been rejected because they weren’t quite kosher.

        As a writer, one is sometimes forced to keep silent on subjects that are regarded as intensely taboo. The penalty for breaching these taboos is to be blacklisted as a writer. No one but fringe sites publish your work then, because you’re regarded as beyond the pale—as a pariah.

        I have a dear French friend who was beaten up, fined thousands of euros, and put in prison for writing about the Holocaust. I won’t mention his name.

        Welcome to Free Speech World…!

        • lobro says:

          i do understand and meant it firmly tongue-drilling-a-hole-in-cheek.
          i don’t need any more holo-articles.
          a lie takes many paths simultaneously and never gets there despite all the life support systems.
          truth makes a beeline and is unstoppable.

          and why write about holocaust, since it IS anecdotal, might as well apply the same severity of standards as you did to poor damn-soil (forget the spelling).

          btw, she never complained about her treatment, a very humble little person, may she enjoy her inheritance while reading sturmer cartoons aboard her yacht (smiley of your choice here).

          • "X" says:

            “…may she enjoy her inheritance while reading sturmer cartoons aboard her yacht.”

            What an idylic picture you conjure up! Neo-Nazi dame lolling in bed aboard luxury liner, breakfast tray on lap and gloating over Der Stürmer cartoons of guys with big noses!

            Uncle Alex has to die first before Neonaza gets her inheritance. She will of course shed sincere tears to see the old codger go, diehard Zionist though he is.

            One of my most persistent daydreams is sea travel on luxury liners. A world cruise is something I’ve never been able to afford—and never will be able to afford unless I win the lottery.

            One of my my happiest memories (from my childhood) was crossing the Atlantic with my parents on board this swish ocean liner…I think it was from Montreal to Southampton. A week’s voyage. It was pure bliss.

            Like the Poet said:

            “Bliss it was in that dawn to be alive
            But to be young was very heaven.”

            BTW, RB once quoted that on Xymphora.

            So what got you defenestrated from niqnaq? You’re a lucky guy to have been allowed to post comments there so long. I was banned after my first comment. And I didn’t even say anything impolite!

  14. lobro says:

    lux anything holds little enough appeal for me, let alone a liner packed with wrinkle-nosed snobs or obese troglodytes, (you might say lobro is too snobbish for either of these).
    i sailed atlantic on my brother’s 26 foot sailboat as well as friend’s 60-footer and the curative powers of wind powered sea voyage is lasting.
    however, my present idea is to take a freighter to obscure routes, banana boats in the caribbean and eastern seaboard of south america, mail routes to st. helena, cape verde, sao tome y principe, tristan da cunha, reunion, south georgia island and such.
    river trips up orinoco, essequibo … you steered me off tangent now, hard to get back.

    what were we talking about?

  15. lobro says:

    yeah, i don’t recall exactly but our main area of friction is that i tend to lay the overall blame squarely on jews of talmud (seems to me a very sizable proportion, whether up front or crypto-talmudists, basically all that support israel, zionism, greed and crass parasitic materialism, ideas of chosenness/supremacy and so on), whereas he argues that they themselves are deluded by a cadre of black magic masons, illuminati, occultists, basically the powermonger elites united by psychopathy that cuts across genetic fault lines.
    (like you, he has a fascination bordering on attraction for them, a syndrome foreign to me)

    now, you may know that my major talent is spotting inconsistencies and this pissed his sensitivities enough to boot me off niqnaq … otherwise we are cool, him and i, but in my obstinacy i never went back.
    too bad, i like that guy, he is an original, although with somewhat despotic streak.

    on occasion i get caught in an inconsistency of my own and it chafes to have my nose rubbed into it, but luckily it doesn’t happen often /sneer.

    so be on alert xanadu, sometimes i keep it to myself but it contributes to the bigger picture in my mind.

  16. cecil Henry says:

    Seriously??

    Some Jews complain about the article and you take it down because it offends their sensibilities. Digusting.

    Maybe those who are upset should a(consider what its likes to actually have to consider others peoples positions b) what freedom of expression actually means

    I Question your understanding of Jewish intolerance and the Jewish issue Darkmoon if you ‘apologize’ so readily to a complaint.

    Really disappointing. Have you considered who you offend by removing the post?? I thought not (because those are people you CANT see, and aren’t shouting in your ear for attention).

    • Darkmoon says:

      Sorry if I gave you offense by deleting “My Zionist Uncle”. None was intended! Let me assure you that I have received numerous complaints from Jews about my articles in the past, demanding their deletion, and I have consistently ignored these demands.

      The article I received most complaints about—many angry and strident complaints—was Sex and the Jews: Letter to a Jewish Corrrespondent.

      http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2010/08/darkmoon-jews-sex-letter/

      These complaints came from my correspondent herself, a young woman called “Victoria”. She demanded not only the complete deletion of the essay from Kevin MacDonald’s site (the Occidental Observer), but from every other site—dozens of them!—which had republished the essay. This was clearly impossibe, but she insisted in email after email until I lost all patience with her and told her to “F*** OFF!”

      The reason I refused to yield to Victoria’s demands was simple: it was because the essay I had written was a good one, a well-researched one which made several valid points, and Victoria’s demands for the essay’s deletion I therefore considered to be most unreasonable.

      My Zionist Uncle was a different kettle of fish entirely. When my Jewish friend objected to it, I decided to humor her by deleting it. I had nothing to lose by pleasing her.

      This was because the essay itself, though I’m told it was entertaining, did not satisfy my criteria of what a good essay ought to be. It was frivolous and chatty, based entirely on anecdotal material. It was full of dialogue and read like a short story. It related events that took place at a dinner party in Toronto a few years ago: a Jewish lady, losing her temper with me while we sat at the dinner table discussing politics, had emptied a glass of wine over my head. My Zionist uncle, as a result, kicked me out of his house and disinherited me.

      I decided to delete the article because I though to myself, “I could be accused of making this up. There’s no real proof these events took place.”

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