Covid-19 Timeline

Peter Baggins, PhD
The Occidental Obsever
March 30, 2020

This 1100-word  timeline of the Covid-19 pandemic will enable us to see this whole Coronavirus thing in perspective and serve as a useful work of reference. We have been criticized by Trump supporters on this site for the crime of daring to publish an occasional article that is critical of the president. For this we apologise. In penance for our sins, here is an excellent pro-Trump article. (JSM)   


The story begins in the final days of 2019.

December 30

Li Wenliang, an ophthalmologist working at Wuhan Central Hospital, sends urgent messages on to colleagues in an online chat group, drawing attention to seven cases of pneumonia in Wuhan that he thought appeared similar to the severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) coronavirus that emerged in China in 2002. He advised them to wear protective gear.

January 3

The Wuhan public security bureau summons Li and orders him to sign a document accusing him of “making false comments” and disturbing the social order. According to published reports, the document stated,

“We solemnly warn you: If you keep being stubborn, with such impertinence, and continue this illegal activity, you will be brought to justice – is that understood? We hope you can calm down and reflect on your behavior.”

At least eight doctors are punished for spreading rumors about COVID-19.

January 20

After three weeks, China finally tells the world it had identified a new virus.

WHO tells the world that, according to Chinese scientists, the coronavirus is not contagious from human to human.

January 28

Nevertheless, the disease has been spreading exponentially in Wuhan. The outbreak has now sickened nearly 10,000 people and killed more than 200.  Trump considers a ban on travel from China to US.

January 30

Li diagnosed with COVID-19.

From his hospital bed he describes what had happened in a post on the popular microblogging site, Weibo, where he also posted a copy of the reprimand letter.

January 31

A few countries respond to the outbreak in Wuhan by imposing travel bans from China including the Philippines, the Bahamas, Mongolia, and Singapore.

The World Health Organization, (WHO) warns that travel bans are not effective at stemming the spread of a virus and recommends against any travel or trade restrictions in response to the outbreak.

“Although travel restrictions may intuitively seem like the right thing to do, this is not something that WHO usually recommends,” said Tarik Jašarević, a WHO spokesperson. “This is because of the social disruption they cause and the intensive use of resources required,” he added.

This is repeated throughout the US echo chamber by liberal mainstream news outlets who do not know or care of the complicity of the WHO director and the Chinese propaganda machine. “From a public health perspective, there is limited effectiveness. And then there are a host of other reasons why they can actually be counterproductive,” said Catherine Worsnop, at the University of Maryland.

February 1

Trump bans flights from China to the US

February 1–7

Li dies of COVID-19

Trump is attacked relentlessly by the liberal media, first as a racist and xenophobe for banning flights from China, then for not doing enough to combat the spread of the virus.

February 7–29

Virus spreads rapidly around the world to 200 countries via air travel. Maps of individual countries show that outbreaks are concentrated around major international airports. In the US, this includes NYC, LA, Chicago, Detroit, Atlanta, Denver, etc.

Geneticists document that a single traveler from Wuhan to Seattle infected 39 Americans, who in turn infected several hundred others, who in turn …

March 3

Dr. Drew on Coronavirus: Hysterical ‘Press Needs to Shut Up,’

In two separate interviews, Dr. Drew Pinsky, M.D., said the liberal media are “over-reacting” to coronavirus, do not know how to report on it, and have created mass “hysteria.” The “press needs to shut up,” he said, adding that the measures taken by President Trump, the CDC, and Dr. Anthony Fauci are “appropriate” and should be heeded. The “right people” are combating this virus, he said, stressing that Dr. Fauci, the head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, “will tell you what’s going on” and “when you need to worry.”

March 11

WHO finally declares Covid-19 a pandemic after insisting for the previous months that they no longer employ this term, all the while warning that travel bans are not effective at stemming the spread of the virus.

March 18

China expels American journalists while ramping up their propaganda campaign to call attention to their success in containing Covid-19.  It criticizes US journalists for using the “racist” term “Chinese virus”. Floats conspiracy theory that the US military was responsible for planting the virus in Wuhan. Chinese propaganda echoed by liberal media.

(By this time there is ample evidence to believe that China practiced a two-pronged strategy consisting of 1) forbidding any domestic travel to other parts of China from the province where it originated, but 2) allowing it to spread outside China to other nations by insisting that any travel ban from China to other countries would be ineffective in mitigating the spread of the virus.)

March 20

Four to six weeks after Trump’s directive many countries follow by issuing their own respective travel restrictions. The European Union orders a month-long ban on nonessential travel to at least 26 countries in Europe. Meanwhile, Italy and Spain are on a country-wide lockdown.

After threats from Li’s widow for demonstrations and protests, China issues an official apology for trying to silence Li’s efforts to warn others about the appearance and spread of the virus several months earlier.

March 25

National Gallup poll shows:

Hospitals were ranked at the top of US institutions with 88% approval

Trump received a 60% approval rating for his handling of the coronavirus.

News media were ranked the worst, with only 44% approval.

Nunes suggests that 50% of Americans believe the opposite of what the media is telling them.

March 27

After a week delay, Trump signs 2 trillion dollar emergency relief bill to provide aid to the small businesses, hospitals, and unemployed Americans suffering from the impact of the coronavirus outbreak.

During the delay Pelosi packs the bill with billions of non-essential measures to subsidize Democrat controlled media outlets and two Washington, DC, universities, etc., using this phrase for each piece of pork added: “to prevent, prepare for, and respond to coronavirus”. For example, on page 127, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, which produces PBS, is handed an additional $300,000,000 “to prevent, prepare for, and respond to coronavirus”. Of that amount, $50,000,000 “shall be used to support the public television system”.

Massive protests on the Jiujiang Yangtze River Bridge that joins the Hubei and Jiangxi provinces in Eastern China.  The capital city of Hubei province is Wuhan, ground zero for the coronavirus pandemic.

March 28

Two 1000-bed U.S. Navy hospital ships are deployed to coronavirus-plagued New York and Los Angeles to “comfort” people in those cities.

March 30

China reopens markets; still selling bats. etc. ““The markets have gone back to operating in exactly the same way as they did before coronavirus. The only difference is that security guards try to stop anyone taking pictures which would never have happened before.”

Peter Baggins, PhD
The Occidental Obsever

27 thoughts to “Covid-19 Timeline”

  1. Saved from all COVID-19 resisters…. at last…. 💥

    Bill Gates’ Quantum Dot Digital Tattoo Implant to Track COVID-19 Vaccine Compliance!!

    Microsoft founder Bill Gates announced on March 18, 2020 during a “Reddit ‘Ask Me Anything’ session” that he is working on a new, invisible “quantum dot tattoo” implant that will track who has been tested for COVID-19 and who has been vaccinated against it.

    According to BioHackInfo.Com: “The quantum-dot tattoos involve applying dissolvable sugar-based microneedles that contain a vaccine and fluorescent copper-based ‘quantum dots’ embedded inside biocompatible, micron-scale capsules. After the microneedles dissolve under the skin, they leave the encapsulated quantum dots whose patterns can be read to identify the vaccine that was administered.”

    The Covid-19 vaccine is already under research and development and experts say it will likely be available in about 18 months.

    Will this mean forced vaccinations or perpetually “sheltering in place” for those who refuse the coronavirus vaccine? 🤢

    Gates is simultaneously working on the ID2020 Certification Mark, which according to pymnts.com utilizes “immunization to serve as a platform for digital identity”. The Gates Foundation has also formed an alliance with Accenture, IDEO, Gavi, and the Rockefeller Foundation to make ID2020 a reality.
    https://jamesfetzer.org/2020/03/bill-gates-quantum-dot-digital-tattoo-implant-to-track-covid-19-vaccine-compliance/

    1. In criminology, the first question that surfaces in the aftermath of a crime is…what is the motive.

      Your overview sums it very well. There is a bitchute video available on thetruthseeker website that connects Gates to Rockefellers and Rothschilds through his father who was an attorney.

  2. Pseudo-Communist Psuedo-Capitalist China is the advanced, post-Bolshevik Rothen Bankster full-info-control, super-surveillance and movement and further developing mind and behavior control state, with transhumanist implications pending…
    Dr. Li fkd up when he went outside the Chin-Chain of Command with his information about the virus…
    China is ruled by a military dictatorship, you don’t just pop off about stuff, especially big deals like a new virus…
    They informed him politely he needed to shut up about it…. He didn’t listen…
    Did the guy think he was living in a free country or what?
    So what did he really die of? Like a lot of others, I’ll bet it wasn’t the virus that really killed him…

    “During the delay Pelosi packs the bill with billions of non-essential measures to subsidize Democrat controlled media outlets and two Washington, DC, universities, etc., using this phrase for each piece of pork added: “to prevent, prepare for, and respond to coronavirus”. For example, on page 127, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, which produces PBS, is handed an additional $300,000,000 “to prevent, prepare for, and respond to coronavirus”. Of that amount, $50,000,000 “shall be used to support the public television system”.
    KEEL HAUL the DIRTY BITCH…
    It’s not just her though, she’s just the ringleader… She’s backed up by hundreds of other commie parasites… The whole government is all about funneling money to one Porky Pigfarm or another.. First and Foremost they’re all there at the behest of the Central Bank, to jack the National Debt by any excuse available… Half of the 300,000,000 will go right into the pockets of the small group of bureaucrats who keep control of the Pelosi Propaganda Machine… They live well, like the fed bank bosses…
    “Two 1000-bed U.S. Navy hospital ships are deployed to coronavirus-plagued New York and Los Angeles to “comfort” people in those cities.”
    Yeah, that’s kinda funny.. A hospital ship is good for treating combat injuries, non-contagious stuff… Navy ships are all generally pretty crowded, with no relief after work, no place else to go… Is the whole crew gonna be in hazmat gear 24 7?
    https://www.deseret.com/u-s-world/2020/3/31/21201711/coronavirus-navy-uss-theodore-roosevelt-captain-crew
    Yes they may have it, lots of people do… But I’d like to ask the carrier Captain how many of his guys are really sick from the virus? I’d be willing to bet the answer is – none…
    “China reopens markets; still selling bats. etc. ““The markets have gone back to operating in exactly the same way as they did before coronavirus. The only difference is that security guards try to stop anyone taking pictures which would never have happened before.”
    PERFECT… I’m sure that place is pretty disgusting… And it’s worth noting, if the Animal Rights people had anything to say about it the Market wouldn’t have caused the Problem… What Goes Around Comes Around…
    Hey PAT… When you have Bill Gates’ dough, I’ll bet you’re a paranoid mfer…

    1. Bark – When you have Bill Gates’ dough, I’ll bet you’re a paranoid mfer…

      Because every rich thug or dictator with the wherwithall would kidnap him in a NY minute!! Even security folks could not be trusted.

      No way to live.

  3. Your Covid-19 Timeline missed March 26, an FBI foiled terrorist attack on the heartland of America.

    A white supremacist man has been shot dead by the FBI in Missouri after planning to blow up a hospital with a car-rigged explosive. The man was attempting to commit a domestic terrorist attack on a hospital that was packed up with patients who were being treated for Coronavirus infection.

    The Government said Timothy Wilson, 36, was motivated by racial and religious hatred as well as by anti-governmental ideology. Law enforcement officials said Wilson was on the FBI radar-screen and was the subject of a “month-long domestic terrorism investigation.”

    The FBI also revealed that Wilson was considering first to attack a school with a large number of black students, a mosque, and a synagogue before he finally settled on targeting the hospital.

    Sadly, hatred and fear never dies, even when the nation is in a national emergency. To the men and women that we will never know who are out there everyday protecting me and you. Thank you, FBI, for keeping us safe! Stay safe and blessed.

    1. “The Government said Timothy Wilson ..”

      Believing at face value such statements is why the world is in the mess it is in.

      Study the cases of JFK, RFK, MLK and the Muslims deceived into service for the London Underground bombing false flag.

      Order Follower organizations are intrinsically evil due to mandatory removal of conscience of their employees.

      The War on Terror has been replaced by the War on Death, but still expect some action to keep “War on Terror” alive.

      1. Exactly. In the age where criminal liars rule the information arena, every piece of information needs to be verified before dissemination.
        @MEY: look up Koran 49:6 and see what it says, before you quote the government.
        You need to wind down your worshipful attitude towards US government institutions if you want to upkeep your credibility.

  4. This timeline is like Swiss cheese – full of holes. First of all, why not start as to how this virus came about from research done by USA, China, Canada and Great Britain and Israel since the SARS outbreak of 2002-2003. Then go into research done in those same countries at Universities like Harvard (Dr. Lieber/Chinese students/researchers) or University of North Carolina and Fort Detrick. And Canada’s Winnipeg BSL 4 lab with SARS/ MERS material obtained from Saudi friend who asked friend in Winnipeg to check it out, while Chinese researchers/scientists there to work on MERS/SARS and steal samples for China. Or Great Britain and Bill Gates’ ownership of Pirbright Institute. Or Bill Gates’ GAVI, CEFI and donating to Harvard for Biological/Vaccine/Bioweapon research. Or Bill Gates and CDC owning PATENTS on Coronavirus. Or Israel and its Gallilee Institute claiming to have Chicken (Avian) Coronavirus vaccine that could be used on humans and ready in less than 1 month from mid-March. Or China and all those Swine Flu/ Avian Flu deaths of pigs and chickens earlier in the past 5 years or so! Or that the WHO is actually a private corporation under UN umbrella with virus patents, corporate interests and its Director General Tedros is the first such official that is NOT a Doctor and that all their Spokespersons have said stupid things that actually allowed Coronavirus to spread (ie. NOT start early travel ban) from first signs of trouble in China. Then you have Fort Detrick closing due to problems in mid 2019 and supposed outbreak of Vaping Respiratory disorders around there at about the same time. Convenient that SARS and Vaping cause upper Respiratory (Lung) problems. Taiwanese Virologist confirms Covid-19 is man-made in USA by genetic map , HIV genes and genetic tree analysis of late February 2020. Then you have in October 2019, Event 201, sponsored by Bill Gates (vaccine pusher) with CDC from China and NIH from USA, Big Pharma, MSM, USA Military and Lufthansa Airlines also in attendance discussing a Coronavirus outbreak in Brazil that kills 65 million people worldwide. Who knew and how come Bill Gates’ predictions from the last 15 years have all been Bullseyes (> 95%)? Then in Wuhan you have 5G rollout and the World Military Games also in October, 2019. Interesting, the best Military in the world, the USA, performs poorly with only 5 medals compared to Russia’s or China’s 50 + medals. Are USA soldiers really Olympic quality athletes or just dupes/spies/agents for the CIA/DoD? USA athletes behave like tourists while sick (with what – Flu or worse) visit famous suspect Market and also end up in Hospital. Only Flu-like symptoms Chinese doctors think! That’s the end of October! Then Wuhan people show signs of Flu in mid-November: 2 weeks since USA soldiers gone. More cases show up in December, Chinese doctors check Flu bug out and see it is different. December 31st, first reported case of Covid-19. January 2020, more cases of Flu and Covid -19, now reported to world through WHO (liars). Chinese people worldwide in Italy, Iran, Europe, Canada and America prepare for Chinese Lunar New Year that is in Late January this year, including preparations, etc. in Wuhan, where many people return to because they are cheap labour for world. Coincidentally, this Chinese New Year is Year of the RAT, the rodent that spread Bubonic Plague with fleas/flies during Middle Ages. Who wrote that script or just all coincidence. I am NO Sherlock Holmes, Charlie Chan or Poirot, but even I DO NOT believe in COINCIDENCES! So what about those scenarios or instances in the Timeline. Where are they? Again, if this article were in newsprint, I would use it as toilet paper. And still TRUMP is not a Hero or a Villain, he is just the Frontman for the Elites to be used as a punching bag or box of chocolates/bouquet of roses depending on the situation. However, his chances of re-election are getting smaller as November 2020 draws near! Please get the Sheeple a REAL timeline and NOT this pile of EXCREMENT built like Swiss Cheese!

      1. @ The Realist:

        Yes, i have, but the REALity is that when my thought/writing flows I continue the process and do that English writing/literature crap later. I have explained this many times. So I hear you but GO WITH THE FLOW. That is how I have written since High School. Only in English class, did I worry about the English writing rules. To understand my thinking and writing style, try reading German publications, where a paragraph can be 1 sentence that has so many clauses, subclauses, subjects, nouns, verbs, adjectives and articles, possesives, that you lose track. It is only when you breakdown the sentence and follow the EXACT rules of German language structure in written form, that you REALize that English is a cesspool for rules whereas German is like a fresh mountain spring that follows an EXACT path. Try it The Realist! Try and read the original German versions of Nietzsche’s works or even F. Wilhem Reich and his discussion of the Jewish question from the 1870s. If you even translate that from German to English, you will feel like a spinning top! So just GO WITH THE FLOW!

  5. PS: I told you having many letters behind your name is not necessarily a sign of Smarts / Intelligence but that you had COMMON SENSE knocked out of you! As for this name of Baggins, I suspect he is a descendant of Bilbo Baggins from the Lord of the Rings. I think J.R.R. Tolkien would be insulted by such writing! Do I hear Seconders?

  6. Stormin, I second your conclusion on this Baggins character, who is probably a hobbit and descendant of Bilbo’s. Your knowledge and research reminds me of Pat.
    Fact is , many virologists are declaring that this covid19 is just another flu which will stay around for many years.
    So, if it resurfaces next year, or, in fact, never disappears, as is the case with other Coronavirus induced flu strains, do we continue with all the current restrictions and business closures? In other words, do we really enter the New Dark Ages of mass poverty and unemployment? Or do we just accept that it is amongst us, just like other flu strains and bear with it, as in Taiwan? And then there are the articles on Truthseeker from Rappaport and the like pointing to the farcical, media beat up of the virus. One thing for sure: With the astronomical debt/credit that is being built up, we will be indebted to the Rothschild bankers for decades to come.
    .

      1. Pat and Company listed above:

        Think of this Covid-19 as a computer programmer testing his software in a BETA-Test. Computer simulation, checking and testing only goes so far! The Beta-test must go live ( to the User population) to fully test the program software. Computer companies release new software with unknown (or even known) bugs in it that only users that buy the software will find through use (unpaid of course).

        Thus Covid-19 like the Event 201, discussion/simulation will work out most of the kinks. Then the NEXT time Covid-20 (example) comes out, the Globalists will know what to do and NOT TO DO. Besides, this Covid-19 sets up things like global mandatory vaccination at point of jail/ or death, depopulation, vaccine micro-chipping (ID2020 – Mark of the Beast), global Economic and Financial Collapse / Reset to introduce a digital Cryptocurrency with Blockchain that the Rothschild Central Banksters OWN and CONTROL. Covid-19 is just the excuse for the Collapse in Sheeple’s and MSM eyes. Central Banksters are to BLAME because they are now allowed to speculate with our money and Government Bails them out. Citizens get the crumbs! Bitcoin and Facebook Libra were just the bait for the Bait and Switch routine. There are many other Globalist agendas as the Georgia (USA) Guidestones show and the Bigger PROTOCOLS statements also reaffirm. Things are speeding up for the NWO to arrive before or by 2030. So things are only going to get WORSE before Jesus makes it BETTER.

    1. Max
      Dont be so sure about there even BEING decades to come. Not with the very STRUCTURE of “time” changing before our eyes 🙄

  7. The New York Times and the mainstream Australian media has just reported that the King of Thailand is sheltering in a luxurious German resort with a harem of twenty beautiful women. And here am I sweating it out in the Daintree Rainforest with only 3 voluptuous women, dressed scantily in jungle greens. The world is very unfair. The elite 1% have largely gone to ground in their luxuriously appointed subterranean fox holes, with plenty of women and toy boys available. Meanwhile domestic violence has risen steeply as Australian men realise that their Ellen DeGeneres- addicted wives are not worth a cracker and object to them drinking 6 packs of beer to make their isolation more bearable. I am so happy being free in the jungle, with 3 willing and eager Janes.

  8. Hey NORMAN…
    THANKS for the real contribution… You made my day…
    “And still TRUMP is not a Hero or a Villain, he is just the Frontman for the Elites to be used as a punching bag or box of chocolates/bouquet of roses depending on the situation.”
    So True Man, So True
    He works only for
    You Know Who…
    That sounds like a 3-beat Reggae Song…
    “PS: I told you having many letters behind your name is not necessarily a sign of Smarts / Intelligence but that you had COMMON SENSE knocked out of you! ”
    Never heard that one before… It’s a Good One…
    It goes well with what FLAN O’BRIEN said..
    “Order Follower organizations are intrinsically evil due to mandatory removal of conscience of their employees.”
    Meanwhile, we’re up to a big 1650 people in California now hospitalized with the (some form of) corona virus… But only about half of them are in intensive care…. While they crash the economy for 40,000,000 people…
    And somebody else died today, GET THIS – “BECAUSE OF THIS PANDEMIC”…
    Ah Yes, but if this weren’t happening – PBS would never have gotten that 300,000,000….

    1. @ Barkingdeer:

      Just another day of GOING WITH THE FLOW of thought/writing! Right The REAList. Ja, du bist REAL, wirklich! Oder ist es DEUTSCHLAND UEBER ALLES, as in REALity my NATIONAL PRIDE for Germany/Hitler shows through! Hitler had the ANSWER / Solution (kick JEWS out of all aspects of a NATIONS LIFE!) This would save humanity and International Jewry vilifies /demonizes Hitler for this reason! I say this as I write from Western Kanada! Ja, Herr Gruppenfuehrer! Checkout this comedy from Russia about Hitler called Hitler Kaput. It has Englische subtitlen, ja! Its FREE! Enjoy! And they say Germans have NO humor! Buzz off du verdummte idiot (Sheeple)!

      https://tubitv.com/movies/403320/hitler_kaput?autoplay=true

  9. Stop it Now!

    There are numerous expert and experienced epidemiologists calling for ‘stop it now!. The president of Brazil is calling and the prime minister of the Netherlands is calling for for ‘stop it now!.

    Courtesy of Kevin Boyle, below is a synopsis of an interview with a seriously qualified and eminent person on the subject:

    Dr John P .A. Ioannisis: C. F. Rehnborg Professor In Disease Prevention In The School Of Medicine, Professor Of Medicine, Of Health Research And Policy (Epidemiology) And By Courtesy, Of Statistics And Of Biomedical Data Science Medicine – Stanford Prevention Research Center

    https://youtu.be/EAVfK6dngPQ

    Takeaway – after 3/4 months of COVID19 aka “hysteria”, there is NO DATA that warrants ANY action by governments at all. The much larger danger to health are the psychological and employment effects of government measures.

    The UK government already downgraded COVID19 as not a dangerous infectious disease. Therefore people may go back to work and be outgoing. If arrested, sue them. The Tribe drivers of this farce are watching if there is any Bulldog spirit remaining in Britons.

      1. And further, lock-downs are useless in saving lives;

        A slowdown of a rise of cases saves almost no lives

        “As long as the number of infections remains substantial at the end of the lockdown, the restrictive policies save basically no lives and they’re nothing else than a waste of trillions of dollars and the economic suicide of whole nations! ”

        https://motls.blogspot.com/2020/04/a-slowdown-of-rise-of-cases-saves.html

        You may also read on motls.blogspot.com in a previous post that social distancing is probably bad too.

        Not one government arguments stands.

        This leaves only one conclusion – this is war between the 0.01% and YOU.

    1. Whoops, I missed that Pat had already spilled the beans on Alexa so all I have left to offer is this man’s lousy opinion..

      “..the actual numbers being reported of death due to this virus could be ten times too high.”

      1. ALL GUUT, Homer…. 😜

        “The Biggest Fraud in History is Happening Right Before Our Eyes!” 💥

  10. Several leading scientists/virologists have declared that the Coronavirus typically comes in waves. Hence, today the Chinese are announcing the breakout of a second wave in central China. And people are getting a second dose. Maybe I will soon have to change my mind on the virulence of covid19, as of the 20 Australians that have died, 5 were passengers on the Pacific Dawn. It is highly unlikely under normal circumstances, where the flu and cold often emerge on cruises, that 5 people would have died. Something is different. Now very sick crew members are being taken off the ship. This points to a killer. Not only will there be a second wave, but there could be more. It is proven fact that covid19 is more deadly in particular places, so it may have mutated. Maybe the apocalypse has begun and God is seeking vengeance on a world of Mammon, characterised by Sodom and Gomorrahs popping up throughout the West, with men laying with men and women with women; and lervly, little. Miley Cyrus sexing it up with men and women. Repent now and pray to Jesus.

  11. ADMIN: See my response to this comment below. I am not amused or entertained by this kind of crap.

    Yes, in these turbulent times I have given up the sin of constant fornication, received absolution, chanted 300 Hail Marys, recovered my rosary beeds (sic), and gone back to church. I am now pure and born again. I pray in the front stalls and receive the blood and bread of Christ. Tomorrow I am donating 25 crocodile belts to the church charity stall. I have offered my services to the local hospital. One of the nuns has befriended me and follows me around like a lap dog. I try to avoid the fact that her face is beautiful and carries a lustful glance. She told me that she has the key to the cellar where beautiful red wine is stored. But I am a new person and will resist temptation, even though it is my natural instinct to go for it.

    ADMIN TOBY: Fine. Very entertaining, Mr Bilney. But we are not a chatroom for sleaze, especially sexual fantasies designed to mock the Catholic Church. No Catholic nuns I know behave like this, except in your fevered imagination. If you intend to keep in touch with us, no more of this anti-Christian crap please. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn you are an Australian Jew who has tried to make a living as a pornographic novelist — and failed.

    I have given you warning and I will give it you again: if you continue to mock Christianity and sleaze up our website with your masturbatory fantasies, you will be banned. That is final.

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