April 9, 2020
Introduced by Editor John Scott Montecristo
JSM: I was about to delete this long off-topic comment by Lobro but checked first with my cousin Lasha Darkmoon what I should do with it. I fully expected her to agree to its deletion, given that the comment consists of a long character assassination of Lasha, combined with a fierce denunciation of this website for allowing Lobro to be vilified here in the most execrable terms.
To my surprise, Lasha not only praised the comment unstintingly but insisted it was 100 per cent sincere, since it came from an essentially good man who had been vilely treated. She therefore suggested that the comment should be published as a feature article in vindication of Lobro, with her kindly blessings for his future well-being. She was also delighted to hear that Lobro was planning to start up his own website, something she had long urged him to do. “He has finally got round to it,” she smiled. “The shocking procrastinator!”
One of these days, we fully expect the Darkmoon site to be shut down. We live on borrowed time. It is nice to know that our many readers and commenters will now have another website to go to when our own site is no more.
OK, so here is Lobro’s comment in full, exactly as he wrote it—including his personal insults toward the imagined ugliness of my attractive cousin Lasha Darkmoon who has never once in her life been short of male admirers.
DORIAN GREY’S PORTRAIT
“The Chinese have a saying that God gives a human face its beauty until the age of 40, after which it is up to the bearer, i.e., the person’s character surfaces in one’s visage. Lasha is pushing 40, isn’t she—wish her the best, may she land on the right side of Dorian Gray’s portrait.” — Lobro, taking delight in Lasha growing old and ugly one day.
For your eye only, Toby or both if you have two. I don’t expect to see this published, not that I care, it is for your protection and Lasha’s.
I promised never to send another unsolicited message to the site’s email address as long as I live and fully intend to keep that pledge, which is why I take this route.
First, the “sucker for flattery” is tongue in cheek referencing Lasha’s frequent insistence that I am indeed an easy mark for flattery; feel free to ask her (50-50 odds that she will read this before you).
I won’t speculate on what prompted her to make those remarks—unimportant now. Suffice it to say that I do put premium on flattery over being told that I am a ”Croatian cunt that sucks Trump’s cock, Stalin’s cock, asinine asshole, obnoxious prick [interesting one that, eh Toby?], narcissistic thug, attention seeking whore [Sard’s echoes of Lasha’s use of “flattery”]” and whatever else is in daily lexicon of Gybrochian dialect*** commonly used in the refined, bluestocking drawing rooms that you frequent for the afternoon cuppah+cuke sandwiches. Suffice it also to say that such language has nothing in common with mine, having been brought up in Christian family and having no recollection of Christ speaking thusly—I guess it depends on whose translation you use, Toby.
*** JSM: “Gybrochean dialect”. This is a derogatory reference to a poem by Lasha Darkmoon written many years ago which had been published in an American Gothic magazine and received much praise from Stephen King and others. Lobro was apparently impressed by it also in those long-ago days. He describes it as “a damn fine effort”. (See Comment 1 here, THE GYBROCH)
Brief historical summary: Lasha-Xanadu and I go at least 15-16 years back to Xymphora days, where she showed up with a menagerie of alter egos, all in a fun, playful sense and for this I defended her in face of outrage by the forum comprised of serious male commentators who felt that she was defiling the board with such theatrics—I however felt that it added an innocent touch of frivolity and that she should be allowed to carry on. Be it as it may, she was eventually hounded off-site, to my disappointment and disgust, so that after she opened Darkmoon, I at some point hauled my ideological baggage over here. And contributed peacefully for about dozen years prior to Trump election.
Now understand this extremely important point Toby, I pray that you have wherewithal to do so.
I am a man and the psychic vessel called friendship is important beyond compare to me, with related notions of trust and loyalty, such as historical warrior societies held among brothers-in-arms, e.g., Theban Brotherhood or contubernia of Roman legions.
Lasha is a woman and as such must follow her biological imperative like a stock trader always on the lookout for the next winner, ready to instantly ditch a perceived loser. This predisposition has been clearly observed throughout the history from Expulsion onward—I intend to explore this at some depth once my own website is set up, naturally without the slightest reference to my personal experience—it is just something of overwhelming impact on the outcomes of the current epoch.
Which is what happened on June 18, 2017, when she proclaimed ++++ her new champion, Lobro sacrificed in public execution delivered at her behest by the Grammar Fiend (a “family friend” by her own account), instantly followed on by M. Butterfly’s “Long, rambling comments that even in one case made a cowardly personal attack on Lasha Darkmoon, suggesting she was a crypto-Jew for daring to author an anti-Trump article. ” added fuel for good measure. Even though I instantly caught the full blow, my enduring sense of trust and loyalty proscribed me from accepting this for the next six months of unrelenting attacks by the witches’ coven of entities morphing from coquettishly playful of Xymphora days to more sinister, malevolent ones, not all product of the same pen but certainly a few such.
Easily discernible from the rest of the commentariat: same voice, English diction, appearing as if on a brief visit from Occidental Observer, the first after the given article, fulsome praise of Lasha rapidly followed by a veiled attack on me, easily identified by content, rising in tone and nastiness to a fever pitch of the said Gybrochian obscenities *—Emma Darcy, Emma Kirby, Silent Reader (good chance that all three are the same entity), Dr Parker with whom you share a particular mojo, Toby, feel free to challenge me on it, Yggdrasil who pioneered the use of ”Lobro sucks cock” a phrase that quickly gained acceptance in the coven’s vernacular and numerous others bearing the stamp of sameness, the unspeakably wicked Sardonicus, mysterious Carlyle who spilled beans on my demise prematurely and Lasha deleted his post within minutes and so on and on.
* See note above to this poem: THE GYBROCH.
As the American Taxpayer at Xymphora might say, ”Serve you right, Lobro you idiot, didn’t we warn you”.
Well, time takes care of such matters, the Chinese have a saying that God gives a human face its beauty until the age 40, after which it is up to the bearer, i.e., the person’s character surfaces in one’s visage. Lasha is pushing 40, isn’t she—wish her the best, may she land on the right side of Dorian Gray’s portrait.
THE UGLINESS OF DORIAN GRAY
Lobro cruelly delights in imagining that Lasha
is a female version of Dorian Gray ***
If you can spare half an hour to one hour at some point Toby (Lasha already knows about my preferences) cast a brief glance at the following excerpts, might do you future good. (Luke 12:3)
For everything that you will say in darkness shall be heard in the light and whatever you whispered in an ear in an inner chamber will be preached on the rooftops.
Omar Khayyam’s Moving Finger,
Virgil’s Facilis descensus Averno,
Marlowe’s Lente, lente curite.
Goodbye, Toby, time is too short for further overlap between Lobro and Darkmoon.
*** JSM: As a matter of record, Lasha was born in May 1978 and is now an attractive 39-year old. Next month she will hit the forbidden age of 40. Married twice, with two children, both living in Canada, neither of them ashamed of the looks of their “bluestocking” mother. (So described by Lobro). Let it be noted that Lobro is now in his sixties—maybe his seventies—so the insult that Lasha probably resembles the ugly and decrepit Dorian Gray in the famous portrait, would apply equally to the ageing Lobro—if not more so! 🙂
In conclusion, this article comment by Lobro is a sincere summary of a complex situation, seen from his viewpoint. But only from his viewpoint, and not from the viewpoint of the people he is lambasting. There are two sides to every question, and this is Lobro’s side.
May Lobro reach final closure on this matter with the insight that God understands him and that he is loved by God. Equally so, God loves Lasha and gives her all her poems to write, dictated by an angel — poems that by no stretch of the imagination could have been written by an ugly-souled person with nothing but evil in her heart. If Lobro really believes that Lasha’s soul looks like this, he still has a long way to go! 🙂