The Covid-10 Lockdown is permanent, Dr Coleman reports. We are never going back to the past. From now on, you will be wearing a mask forever. Most of us will be under house arrest. No more hugs allowed! Even married couples will have to give up kissing. Only online sex will be encouraged.
You will have 16 hours a day to sit in front of your computer, your only friend, and watch pornography until you go blind.
And if you get tired of watching porn, you can always join one of the internet’s exciting new suicide forums which will advise you the best way to kill yourself. Alarmist? Watch Dr Coleman’s 21-minute video and decide for yourself.